"Ross Kraz" (ropstafer)
09/12/2016 at 11:04 • Filed to: what car is that nfl player, what car is that player
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"Ross Kraz" (ropstafer)
09/12/2016 at 11:04 • Filed to: what car is that nfl player, what car is that player | 0
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Cars are not football players; football players are not cars. But what if they were?
Russell Wilson: Subaru BRZ
Photo credits: fansided.com, Car and Driver
If you look only at the statistics (219.0 career YPG, 200 horsepower), you may not be that impressed. To appreciate them, you have to see them in action. The BRZ is a favorite among enthusiasts for being easy to drift around sideways. In other words, in a situation that looks erratic and chaotic, the BRZ is poised and comfortable. If you have seen Wilson scramble around the pocket, you will see the similarities. They just make it look so simple. It’s fantastic.
Davante Adams: Honda CR-Z
Photo credits: packernews.com, Car and Driver
They both seem to possess desirable traits. They both aim to fill a missing void in their teams’ lineups. However, they !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! seem to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! in one area: grip.
Colin Kaepernick: Lada Niva
Photo credits: LA Times, autocar.co.uk
No, I’m not saying that Colin’s recent actions are akin to communism, because that makes no sense. Get that idea out of your head.
The Lada was a successful car that mobilized entire nations of people. Then the nations fell, and everyone found out how terrible that they actually were. Now, it’s a surprise to see one and remember that it even existed. Sound familiar?
But still, today, the Lada is a conversation starter and a symbol of an entire ideology. It stands (or sits, in Kaep’s case) to show that there are different ways to do things than we are accustomed, and we should take notice of that.
Willie Snead: Lexus RC F
Photo credits: Zimbio, Auto Evolution
This has all of the traits you want in a proper sports car. It’s RWD, V8, and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . It also has a name that sounds like a disease, and a face that only a mother could love.
Luke Kuechly: M1 Abrams
Photo credits: EA Sports, defenseindustrydaily.com
A good old boy. An icon from the very beginning. Does it get any more American? Can you feel the dominating presence? It’s smart, unstoppable, and it will run you the fuck over. This is the Star Spangled Banner personified.
FREEDOM.
Kirk Cousins: A Free Rental Upgrade
Photo credits: CBS Sports, Hertz
A pleasant surprise; enjoyable; you won’t take it for granted. YOU LIKE THAT.
Still, it is
impressively
average.
Ezekiel Elliott: HEMI ‘Cuda
Photo credits: SB Nation, Edmunds
Strong, fast, loud and brash; it’s here to make a statement. Elliott’s running style harmonizes with the rumble of a HEMI. If you don’t move out of the way, it will run you down. Just ask
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Blair Walsh: NASCAR Stock Car
Photo credits: FOX Sports, motorsport.com
What else can I say? They both just really like to go
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What car would your favorite player be?
LongbowMkII
> Ross Kraz
09/12/2016 at 11:14 |
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Ezekiel Elliot: this comparison goes further because by the second year of ownership it's pretty much garbage.
DanimalHouse
> Ross Kraz
09/12/2016 at 11:46 |
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HOLYWOW this is great.
Tyler Lockett is my guy. Small, quick, nimble, great change of direction, much faster than he looks. He’s also quite humble. Kind of reminds me of a...
Lotus Evora!
TheHondaBro
> DanimalHouse
09/12/2016 at 14:22 |
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This is the answer.